By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

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Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
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GothickNihilist 15

I have a question, do all guys want us women to shave?

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Pleonasm 35

No. But it's like men with beards. Shaved can be nice, trimmed and short can have it's appeals, but an unruly mess just makes people think it's not hygenic, even if it is.

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outoftown 26

I see nothing wrong with a neatly combed Wookie. Chewbacca is awesome, when he cleans up.

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ArmyMPAk 2

If its that bad just travel down the dirt road

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rhevenge 19

most young men hate hair down there. they would recoil even if it was trimmed. they only settle for a strip or bare. there are some out there that do like it. i myself dont care as long as it isnt just bush and no care taken with it at all. it still hygenic to have hair. shaving where the lips are does make for a less nasty period though. and anyone that wants to be bitch.....it freaking itches to shave even minutes after you are done.....so there! any man that would act that way isnt worth your time sweet heart. go find you a real man!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I think they were using "looking like a wookie" to mean the same thing as basically everyone else has been saying, which is to say completely unkempt. Chewbacca was a bit of a mess. He needed a trim to keep it all from turning to a gnarly mess.

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MisterEx 28

I really don't understand. It's not about clean or not. Allow me to share some too much personal info with you. I am a fat man with a small Peter. I like to go down on the woman I am with for at least an hour to make it up to her for my lack of inches Down there. How exciting is it for me to have a mouthful of hair in my mouth in the process? Even if it was cleaner than anything? Men who REALLY WANT their woman to have hair down there are not many compared to those who don't. That, or they don't go down on their women long enough or even care for her pleasure. "Dip and pull" Don't even try to compare men to women in this issue. A penis is several inches OUTSIDE the body yet trimming/shaving is needed. We don't have hair on the head of our member now do we?

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rhapsodys 12

That's good to know... Now I need brain bleach.

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melons 44

At least an hour?! There can be such a thing as too much ***********, you know. Things start to get a bit sensitive down there...

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Maria_Obligacia 14

Mr Ex- you are doing it wrong. You are not supposed to just attack it and munch on it (which will cause that mouthful of hair you are describing). You move them gently out of the way and - well don't want to get too graphic here but yeah - everybody who uses that argument doesn't know how to really do it.

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xDreamersx 3

Then again, people wonder why many girls has lowselfesteem ..Guys expects to much from girls.

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GahBee 3

This thing might have made me the most self conscious person on the entire planet.

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nyxiny 22

It doesn't care what his personal preference for shaving is; overall, that's just incredibly cruel.

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SighGuy89 5

Here's a consolation to you: At least you have never ruined a moment as badly as this dude. Some men are wimpy and demand porno-style perfection. These guys don't know how to appreciate a real woman. You'll hear these dudes complaining about a little hair, or the taste of going down, or how they won't kiss a girl after she gives them head. But through Bro Code, these guys automatically fail, since they would turn down pussy and don't know much about women. Come to think of it, what sort of man doesn't want to get laid >_>

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