Intimacy: Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on...

By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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House rules

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

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Anticlimax

By Deidle-dee - 26/10/2010 16:37 - United States

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By Ummm - 03/08/2016 19:45 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

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By manda8484 - 01/11/2016 05:12 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

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By shithappens - 31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML

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By izazbouletz - 07/07/2019 22:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML

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Outdoorsy romance

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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GothickNihilist 15

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:10

I have a question, do all guys want us women to shave?

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:15

No. But it's like men with beards. Shaved can be nice, trimmed and short can have it's appeals, but an unruly mess just makes people think it's not hygenic, even if it is.

Comments

Pix3lJunk 12

Sunday 27 January 2013 9:45

Tell him NO, but is no coitus January...

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 27 January 2013 11:38

And Fapuary is right around the corner.

gnattine 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 10:55

No, it's Januhairy.

Bo_Bexy 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 11:17

Scary movie taught me, if he doesn't have to use a hedge trimmer you're in the clear, and if he really wanted you he would have gotten that hedge trimmer anyways.

KociaQ 30

Sunday 27 January 2013 11:25

YLS for his reaction. It's natural, healthier and all to have pubic hair... His loss for a chance to have fun.

_thatbluh 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 12:18

Brazilian wax . Yes . But sometimes a race line is good too :)

xx_markie_xx 4

Sunday 27 January 2013 14:30

Yea I'm a girl and I completely agree with that shit. Hair is nasty pretty near everywhere on women.

Gatebreaker 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:20

No body like george w. BUSH

artisticninja713 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:53

You know this only reminds me how society has placed really ridiculous expectations on women. Personally I prefer shaved, but I'm not going to flip my shit if the woman's not. Life isn't a porno.

patxtreme83 7

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:57

@ #160 - my gf doesn't shave down there and I still go down on her. It's all personal preference. Don't be such a wimp. A little hair never hurt anybody.