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By thetheatreguy - 26/02/2009 14:56 - Canada

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

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By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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You deserved it 1 913

By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 635

snapperturtle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:04

How did you manage to arrange a date with someone who didn't know it was a date?

Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:12

Look on the bright side: you had a fun time at least. On the not so bright side: Oh dear god.

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limabeans 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:48

Wow I'm so sorry. Unfortunately I've been in this situation, but on the other side. I felt so sorry for the other girl, because I liked her; just not like that.

redhusk89 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:38

#58 damn straight. I'm the same way. # 39 I don't know what you said and I hope I never do. # 40 you're an idiot you are far and away a bigot yourself. don't ask to remove the speck from your brothers eye until you take the log from you own. Secondly you clearly have no grasp of the biblical teachings. Thirdly do you have any ANY possible idea how much historical, statistical, etc. data there is out there to support the Bible? Not even the Bible but simply the story of Christ? You sir are an epic fail! To the OP well you win some you miss some. I have a friend that dated a girl, she has since come out of the closet to the entire high school class, but she just asked to date him again yesterday.... point being it could be worse.

dfarrey 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:43

About the Gaydar: something like 10% of gays (and a much lower percentage of straight people) can identify sexuality via scent. I'm one of them. Gay guys smell blue-green.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:35

#61 are you high lol?

dfarrey 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:22

#62 - Nope. I just have some weird mental association between smell and color. Blue-green just happens to be the color I associate with homosexual musk. It's actually a very nice smell.

Aleister_Grey 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 7:04

Ouch, that must suck, oh well, at least you had fun b4hand? could have been worse *shrugs*

linzilady 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:00

Wow, that really sucks. You probably should have checked that he was gay first though.

retrosaxaphone 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:52

Awww..... Hugs Sorry bout that.

jadetothes 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:55

wow, way too many comments have been moderated on this thing - do bigots just trawl the internet in search of any mention of homosexuality and just delvge into a tirade of bigotry? seriously, get a life - whats wrong with being gay? ps im straight, you don't have to be gay to hate homophobes.