Kids: Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my...

By ScaryBears - 09/10/2012 01:51 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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By TeddyBearKiller - 07/10/2013 01:11 - United States

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 23:32 - Ireland

Today, my 4-year-old daughter couldn't sleep, crying that her teddy bear wants to eat her. My husband thought it would be funny to put the bear right in front of her face while she slept. She's now terrified to sleep anywhere but in our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year-old boy, and an 19 month-old girl. I was chasing them around the house, having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change, the 3 year-old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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By Steve - 03/04/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter's boyfriend came to the house to pick her up. As a responsible father, I had an evil plan to torture the boy who dares date my girl, but my wife preempted my plan so during his short visit, she stood behind me the whole time with her taser down my buttcrack in case I acted up. FML

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By ADayAtATime - 20/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML

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unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:54

Why would you continue with a gift idea when someone is telling you not to? Granted, you could not have known the bear mauling bit. However, you seem like one of those annoying gift givers that buy things according to what YOU think a person should have.

nothing92x 13

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:56

I'm guessing OP couldn't bear the thought of not making the Teddy for both of them.

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Chel2010 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 21:25

I didn't see the "new" part until just now. Shouldn't that be something for a long-term couple, or husband/wife? Kinda on the weird side now that I think about it...

Three4Ten 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 22:48

That was a stupid idea anyway.

_Miserella21 6

Tuesday 9 October 2012 23:45

I'm confused as to why you made bears to look like them in the first place........

WickedWolf 11

Tuesday 9 October 2012 23:48

Yeah... Bs much?

rosaleehoohaha 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:14

...what kind of gift is that even if they liked it

sugoine 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:26

This is just hilarious!!!!!!

Zomg_Okay 26

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:20

What are you afraid of, 73? Come on, now, don't lie. We all know you're afraid of something. Everybody is. Picture that one thing that terrifies you senseless. Imagine that fear being revealed in public and imagine those around you deciding it was the funniest thing that ever happened while you relived horrible memories. Ha-*******-ha.

sugoine 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:01

She didn't listen to her daughter, so yes, dumbass, this IS hilarious!!!!

NeonPopRocks 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:39

Yeah, when I was 13, I had gotten bucked off a horse and fell into barbed wire. Now I still have trouble getting on some horses. He's not overreacting, for some people a teddy bear reminds them, for others maybe it's horses.