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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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Some salt for that wound?

By Luissa - 03/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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titibug823 11

Friday 1 March 2013 6:18

Doesn't matter if she was right, she acted unprofessionally. I'm so sorry she treated you like that. You'll find someone special.

Transfusion 8

Friday 1 March 2013 6:18

I realize you must care about what others think, but it really doesn't matter what they think. Don't feel the need to fake it.

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happyconverse 10

Friday 1 March 2013 7:42

Hang in there. You'll find someone

outoftown 26

Friday 1 March 2013 7:50

Pick a different store. Buy your wine and condoms. If a clerk snickers, just wink ;) What you call desperate could just as well be described as being open and available. You never know when you'll run into someone who strikes your fancy.

BreannaLeeRenee 18

Friday 1 March 2013 7:52

she probably wants you.

Frustrated78 11

Friday 1 March 2013 8:08

What a bitch! Sorry that happened, and don't be so down on yourself. And like other people are saying, report the bitch! XOXO

silverstream20 20

Friday 1 March 2013 8:13

People like her are generally upset at their own lame lives. Don't worry about her OP, I'm sure you will find someone soon.

EmmaBooBear16 9

Friday 1 March 2013 8:17

I'm so sorry. You didn't deserve that, no one does. I can't believe someone would do that. Just keep your head held high and you'll have a sex life when the time is right.

23Z9TZO 18

Friday 1 March 2013 8:26

She was most likely joking around, no one expects an adult to be such a little bitch over menial things and ydi anyway for trying to impress some random cashier in the first place. Why the **** would you do that?

perdix 29

Friday 1 March 2013 8:49

Mister, you march right back to the store and pick up your purchases. And this time, bring your sheep with you! That cashier will be totally jealous of you and ewe.

ThecomingofTan 9

Friday 1 March 2013 9:16

Make sure you tell him to bring in a blow-up sheep, perdix. I made that mistake of bringing in a live one and ended up being charged with kidnapping an animal and trespassing on the farmer's property.