By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 10:26 - Singapore

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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Calivale 7

Aww your mom loves you, to the extent of ruining your social life.

251 10
niamah 11

Mom is lonely. Tell dad to start taking her out again

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twinny_sc 13

Tell her "Bitch be cool!"

39 3
LadyLexi 0

Or tell her to go **** Dad to take the stress away ;)

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DrumMajor 5

Hey now, unprotected hand holding may lead to pregnancy. Everyone knows that.

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GraveRobber14 13

When my mom caught me holding hands she actually tried to convince me of this.

17 1
BeastMode5 0

My math teacher had a picture of this. In stick figure form!. Male + Female = A couple A couple + The holding of hands = Baby Oh I love math.(;

12 1
DDbaconcrazy 1

Of course, who doesn't kno that?!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It's much easier to instill this in the minds of young children than to actually try to educate them about sex. We're taking too many such shortcuts, and starting to see the painful payoff.

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ronton 4

Holding hands leads to kissing. Kissing leads to sex. Sex leads to babies. HELLO!

52 4
LadyLexi 0

Kissing doesn't always lead to sex, dumbass. Neither does holding hands lead to kissing.

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fatraptorjesus13 9

yes because everybody is like your dad and fail at pulling out...*smug face*

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Enslaved 36

27, is correct. I often have sex without kissing! And btw try to appreciate 21's joke. It was funny! (: And.... It doesn't /always/ lead but it can. :P

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It's the gateway physical contact.

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DjeePee 24

Your mom has some serious issues. Try to talk it out, before she jumps between you two in the bed shouting 'Oh NO, you don't!!'

22 5
xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6

As though they'd ever make it that far...

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ZeroIce 12

Your mom cares for you! Go somewhere else for your dates...

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Lenho 26

I guess mom is gonna follow OP anywhere. She did that this time, and seems she also did the times before this one. No salvation for OP.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Psycho parents. You're lucky she didn't threaten to call the cops! My mum has done that before -_-

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perdix 29

That sucks if you're 35. Your biological clock is ticking and your mom won't be a grandma if she keeps ******* up things for you.

16 3
LadyLexi 0

Exactly what I was thinking.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Why pay for condoms at 6 bucks for 3, when you can use a Momdom for totally free?

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Lenho 26

But totally awkward. I'd rather spend $6.

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