By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 10:26 - Singapore

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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Calivale 7

Aww your mom loves you, to the extent of ruining your social life.

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niamah 11

Mom is lonely. Tell dad to start taking her out again

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leadman1989 15

Well when the vacuum falls on you she'll cut it to pieces.

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moviegirl6 5

If that was my mama I'd give her a slap.

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oA_Fiasco 8

the op must be like 12 or something. that or your mums a freak

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

How did my comment get shat out here? **** this. Thumb me down, stupid bastards! I'm ready! *gets out lightsaber*

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omg112 0

You can still get pregnant if the guy pulls out, it's called pre-cum.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

1) Get's AH-64D apache 2) Kill missbunnywilleat 3) ??? 4) PROFIT!!!!

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Sonalis 9

Next time she asks where you're going on the date, say somewhere different than where you're actually going. Assuming that is how she knew where you were. Your mom's kind of.....you know....psycho.

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Enslaved 36

Mom must have planted a lo jack on the OP. (:

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sarahlovesyewxD 8

Wow, your mom sucks. My mom came up to me and said that she didn't care if me and my boyfriend were holding hands at this concert we went to with my parents. Neither did my dad. You, my dear, have the best of overprotective parents . xD

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shadevil75 6

How old are you and do you live at home. If you're over 20 and living with your parents then you deserve to be treated like a child.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Not really, maybe she's a psyco mommy...

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a_nutritionist 10

@60 another idiotic westerner trying to push their culture on the rest of the world. singaporean families are closer than your stupid ways over there.

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Jirekianu2 19

Because everyone can afford to move out. Go to school. Have a job in this job market capable of paying rent and school. :/

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Jirekianu2 19

I'm a westerner and I disagree. Way to generalize, buddy.

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ReynshineCutting 10

I'm American and that's total BS. Do you have any clue how hard it is to get a job, especially that pays well, then to get your own place while trying to go to school? Idiot.

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