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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 09:14 - Taiwan

Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 801

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 524

You deserved it 3 989

By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 966

You deserved it 5 852

By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 189

You deserved it 21 643

By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 117 939

You deserved it 9 693

By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 027

You deserved it 5 191

Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 072

You deserved it 8 342

By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 453

You deserved it 3 643

By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 856

You deserved it 3 688

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 540

You deserved it 3 197

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By reader - 04/12/2020 14:03

Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 099

You deserved it 158

babbling27 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:09

What does your age have to do with it?

ryan__h 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:07

i feel sorry for people who get called a man when they are a woman and vise versa

Comments

hootersgirl09 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:42

FAKE . I see "FMLs" like this all the time . Try being more original . xoxo, Kate :]

babaa_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:44

Adding on to #17 If he didnt like them, then he cud kick u out of the club for indecent exposure and u cud go to jail Then again just say to the guard "o i didnt no they let fat women be guards. times must be changing..."

lilkatana 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:44

Don't listen to the haters telling you you must look like an ugly boy. This has happened to me before when I had short hair and I do not have any male facial features. People often realize when they look at my face but most people judge on hair length and whether you have large boobs (I'm Asian so I don't). Now that my hair is longer, it never happens so it's clearly their fault for judging based on American Hollywood proportions.

k_li 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:24

Maybe you should take it upon yourself to look like a girl?

XcuzimsotiredX 25

Monday 14 October 2013 16:15

looking like a girl hurts. heels ow. long hair to brush ow. I like my short hair and my converse everywhere I go. I see no issue with it.

babysexxplict 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:24

he probably just thought you were ugly.. and it would be funny to say that

TheAntiComment 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:28

wasted reading, should of just said: "Today, I'm ugly, FML."

dcapp 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:03

grow your hair out or something!!

britt030209 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:17

were you dressed like a guy? have really short hair? no boobs? if he honestly mistook you for a guy, there has to be a reason. i'd have asked the asshole why he thought that. at least you'd know if it was something you could change.