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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2025 22:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML

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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By shtzbutnogiggles - 17/05/2016 14:10 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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No diggity

By bullllllshittttt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML

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Sunday 28 August 2011 2:46

Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew

Squirrelx 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:50

I would of been... Pissed.

Comments

Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 3:43

Punch him in the dick!

IndigoAcrylic 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:46

Buttseckspirate always makes my day ^-^

crushedone 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 3:45

The band was "Golden Shower"...what'd you expect??

ta98ra 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 3:48

I've been that guy. Kenny Chesney 2005. FML.

jessiejess020 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 3:57

if your name was Bear Grylls I'm pretty sure you would have said that this was the best concert of your life

brianjman14 22

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:01

Do what Toki did when he got annoyed at a concert.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:19

I see what you did there. Metalocalypse reference. ;)

brianjman14 22

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:13

Metalocalypse is awesome. :D

mmorgan9218 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:04

I hope you beat the shit out of them

TheLastChild 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:17

They thought you'd like some water sports to go with your music! How thoughtful!

Kitsi 14

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:17

I'm sorry. I hope you called cops or security. Once a drink dude peed on a woman's door. the cops said if he didn't clean it up, he'd be charged with assault with a deadly weapon lol. True story.