Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was...

By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By UnderConstruction - 04/05/2012 14:34 - Canada - Pickering

Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:06

Man, that's rough. But I understand where you're coming from. I have tons of stuff in my purse as well "just in case". Tissues, a miniature magnifying glass, a small first aid kit, a deck of Indiana Jones themed playing cards, a rape whistle, a pocketknife... everything but the kitchen sink. You never know what could happen...

kile88 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 14:43

and that's why you put it all in that little zip up compartment that bags come with so that doesn't happen

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Monday 25 October 2010 4:16

you sound like a ****.

starberries 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:06

And an extra pair of underwear would somehow make it less embarrassing to have blood all over your clothes?

Moo_Horse 0

Monday 6 December 2010 1:17

god its ok. guys no girls have periods, girls have sex, and all grls dont want kids.

brian666 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 2:20

you deserved it, *****.

horneyhic 15

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:51

he still wouldve had the weed wacker in the other hand tho

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 12:30

How is this not a ydi? You're the one who carries this sex/private arsenal out in an open pocket of your purse... If I were in that situation it would be in a hidden zip pocket... Think a little bit and maybe you won't embarrass yourself next time...

n_epic_fail 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:01

61- grow the **** up, I never realized racist was funny.

hbbs93 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:59

Well at least he knows you "cum" prepared. Haha sorry I had to.

yankfan89 27

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:15

Are you in the habit of needing an extra pair of underwear? Either you are leaving them somewhere or soiling them.

Corey122 1

Friday 26 August 2011 21:35

That happened to me when I was at the mall.I lost my leg in a car crash so I'm in a wheel chair and I drop my suit case on the ground, and not being able to reach the floor I had to resort to asking by standers to pick my stuff up. my suit case contained ****** and dirty mags.