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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

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By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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By megan - 01/04/2015 17:56 - United States - Lutz

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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By EMT_Koulianos - 25/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

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By DUMMIE - 04/03/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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By Nobody - 10/10/2009 12:07 - Singapore

Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML

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By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML

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s3kShUn47 20

Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:17

In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

Greenteamextreme 16

Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:19

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

Comments

interesting33 36

Wednesday 29 October 2014 11:18

that is not okay! That is sexual harassment - same as if a woman did it to a man or a man to a man or a woman to woman - not okay.

balnory 7

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:21

I wouldn't mind if he's hot ;)

HarshD9619 34

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:38

OP you should've reported that bastard

KoalaBek 23

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:41

You shouldn't have taken that lying down.

moosaraza27 2

Wednesday 29 October 2014 19:52

lucky guy

limabeans101029 20

Wednesday 29 October 2014 23:38

*Creepy guy.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 29 October 2014 22:54

Odds are, you will not revive someone while performing CPR. it's just buys time for the aed and the paramedics to arrive. I can only see recovery position used when performing AR. Your partner sounds pretty pathetic .

mariemoo 5

Thursday 30 October 2014 1:37

that's sucks. I feel bad for you

vlalam 24

Thursday 30 October 2014 2:20

well, did he do it correctly? i mean the cpr..

Nish007 15

Friday 31 October 2014 5:39

maybe he's into you

alanharvey15 13

Friday 31 October 2014 6:05

must say cpr is vary easy for some people and they should have been vary professional about learning CPR the right way not trying to touch someones boobs