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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

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By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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By megan - 01/04/2015 17:56 - United States - Lutz

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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By EMT_Koulianos - 25/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

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By DUMMIE - 04/03/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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By Nobody - 10/10/2009 12:07 - Singapore

Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML

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By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML

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s3kShUn47 20

Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:17

In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

Greenteamextreme 16

Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:19

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

Comments

Miss_Berdy 5

Wednesday 29 October 2014 1:47

Wow.. Someone is smart.

NateTheGreat132 14

Wednesday 29 October 2014 1:52

That's actually really, really dangerous. Doing CPR on someone that doesn't need it can kill them, because when you do a chest compression, it's essentially forcing the heart to beat, which, when the heart is beating on its own already...that's not good.

Brandi_Faith 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:18

I'm pretty sure the guy didn't actually do any chest compressions at all, he just wanted to grope her boobs.

tompou6 19

Wednesday 29 October 2014 15:21

Chest compressions can do a lot more to an individual who does not need CPR. I.E. Broken ribs, punctured lung(s), the heart could stop, and death.

KayyKaylyn 14

Wednesday 29 October 2014 1:58

Should of grabbed his **** in return, so disgusting.. I'm sorry for you OP

pollymo14 13

Wednesday 29 October 2014 2:08

Why are people saying she deserved it? She didn't.

ostfaiz 18

Wednesday 29 October 2014 2:51

may be Op is very attractive with a lovely pair of boobs

ShadowlessSpear 21

Wednesday 29 October 2014 3:04

OP clearly deserves it for being female.

captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 29 October 2014 2:18

From my limited training in first aid a good boob grope is essential to the recovery position. If that should fail I believe you are then supposed to motorboat said boobies. It's been awhile since I've had first aid training.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Wednesday 29 October 2014 2:44

OP, that really sucks. Do you have some kind of Instructor? Maybe you could switch partners. That's also kind of creepy, I would watch out of that guy. We recently learned CPR in health class actually, and they have CPR dummies. Do you guys maybe have any of those, so that you could work alone? Hope this problem is fixed soon, OP.

ostfaiz 18

Wednesday 29 October 2014 2:49

How long he was your companion, such a greedy person, hope he didn't suck ur lips!

tompou6 19

Wednesday 29 October 2014 2:49

People like that shouldn't be doing first aid in the first place, it's immoral. Btw, he shouldn't have started compressions, it could cause injuries.

iAisu 7

Wednesday 29 October 2014 3:17

If only those kind of men would disappear. >.< Excuse me... I mean little boys.

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:04

"little boys"..says the guy with the pokemon pic....

iAisu 7

Friday 31 October 2014 2:18

I'm a girl by the way. And there's nothing wrong with liking Pokemon at my age. I'm not afraid to like something because I don't care what people say. Obviously you care too much about what others think of you.