Miscellaneous: Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person...

By ForeverAlone - 22/09/2015 21:40 - Ukraine

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML

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By Dan - 08/10/2009 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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The place to be

By jessicab72 - 15/05/2014 20:38 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML

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Social distancing

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 05:01

Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML

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That's awkward

By Dannotmann - 04/05/2021 22:01

Today, I took my wife and our 6 year-old son to a company party. Sometimes I take my son to work with me, so he knows my coworkers. One of them walked over and introduces herself to my wife, and my son says, "Yeah, they go to into the bathroom together all the time during break!"’ Thanks, son. FML

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Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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Classic

By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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lex1459 38

Wednesday 23 September 2015 9:13

That really sucks op, but I bet your coworker will really appreciate how much her daughter liked you!

wishfulthinks 19

Wednesday 23 September 2015 9:13

At least you had such an adorable little girl to try cheer you up! Always look for the silver linings OP!

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lex1459 38

Wednesday 23 September 2015 9:13

That really sucks op, but I bet your coworker will really appreciate how much her daughter liked you!

HarshD9619 34

Wednesday 23 September 2015 9:26

Agreed. And such little gestures from kids are extremely adorable. Feel lucky OP!

wishfulthinks 19

Wednesday 23 September 2015 9:13

At least you had such an adorable little girl to try cheer you up! Always look for the silver linings OP!

TheFount 21

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:34

she was ugly

MadJessTic 29

Wednesday 23 September 2015 9:15

It seems to me that the little 4 year old was the most mature of them all!

BlueHorizons 8

Wednesday 23 September 2015 9:16

If only adults were a little more like kids.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 23 September 2015 15:51

I think the problem is the adults acting like children.

trellz17 19

Wednesday 23 September 2015 9:16

I'm just gonna assume that you didn't want to socialise because, all your coworkers are assholes, right?

chinaski7628 32

Wednesday 23 September 2015 16:22

Not necessarily. I'm always awkward at parties (especially work parties-- I'm just not good at small talk). If there is a kid (or animal) at the party, that's where I usually end up. It's more to do with my own awkwardness than any fault with anybody else. Plus, kids and animals tend to be way better and more entertaining than most adults. I'd rather sit and color than mingle.