Ableism and Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know...

By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 22/09/2015 21:40 - Ukraine

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML

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Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By 16isntsweet - 20/08/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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blinkblink 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:44

#3 was clearly the one sitting next to the OP.

ScottyD620 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:40

Sock puppets are quite talkative... Esp ones with googly eyes

Comments

Alex_DeLarge 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:47

That girl is super sweet. One for inviting the mentally challenged dude, second for sitting next to him and making sure he's having fun.

aynonymous 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:18

why was your mom in charge of seating in your friends party and how did you not know anyone at a friends party.. and also if you honestly dont go meet people

margiemarg24 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:35

HAHAHAHAHAHA

rukusrazor 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 18:56

"Sifl & Olly, the Sifl & Olly shoooooow, Sifl & Olly, the Sifl & Olly shoooooow! ROCK!"

amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:35

maybe she meant the person onthe right

mattmag 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:53

maybe it was the same guy who posted the fml where he masturbated into a sock, so his mom put a face on it.

Remegy 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:00

#39 lmao and OP, maybe she just wanted the poor kid to have someone to talk to (he WAS talking to a sock after all) and she saw you, who wasn't talking to anyone at the time, and just wanted to help. i'm sure she didn't mean to imply that you were retarded, she probably just thought that you would be good with the kid and that you wouldnt judge him...

Floridaguy81 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:01

You need better friends.

McD8772 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:02

You should have just talked with some people, and got to know them, instead of ruining your time at the party,.. and for the people who keep saying "mentally retarted" get a life.