Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the...

By ppema - 31/07/2015 18:28 - United States

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 19:00

Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML

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By AshamedDaughter - 17/08/2011 07:14 - Canada

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I closed my eyes while my boyfriend was fingering me, and I felt a cold liquid inside me. I opened my eyes, and he was pouring yogurt into me. He said “I wanted to try something new.” FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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Saturday 1 August 2015 1:13

Clever x10 but also creepy x100

Killz268 18

Saturday 1 August 2015 1:12

what a thug haha

Comments

DrowningLessons 19

Saturday 1 August 2015 5:15

WTF!!! lol but i must admit that reminds me of my dad. FML!

Saraishi 24

Saturday 1 August 2015 5:26

Omg, I'm super sorry for you OP but that's just too funny. Also, if the frozen yogurt shop didn't want people asking about her 'juicy cherry' she shouldn't have named the flavour Juicy Cherry.

Spark_Slicker 19

Saturday 1 August 2015 8:58

Who says she named the flavors? And even if she did, why does naming it that automatically mean she deserves to have inappropriate sexual comments made towards her?

artistswife 19

Saturday 1 August 2015 5:37

I'm sure not the first time she's heard that. Kinda have to expect it naming the ice cream Juicy Cherry.

Krwman 8

Saturday 1 August 2015 6:04

I'll say it again: there's no fool like an old fool.

Jowisee 29

Saturday 1 August 2015 16:51

Thanks Sean Connery

canadiangirl98 9

Saturday 1 August 2015 6:29

He seems like a pervert

Tannasgh 22

Saturday 1 August 2015 6:40

Perv

zip1233333333434 11

Saturday 1 August 2015 8:08

Lol wonder if it was on purpose

catdog414 11

Saturday 1 August 2015 8:18

That sounds like an...interesting flavor

ILikeKoalas 24

Saturday 1 August 2015 13:29

Your dad sounds like a creepy old letch

Muttley9 13

Saturday 1 August 2015 20:00

My main issue is if he did it in a rude, flirty or extremely suggestive fashion. Otherwise, what choice, given the name of the flavor, did he have? Of course, I may just be old perv too :)