Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook...

By KatrinaKitten - 16/07/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2010 14:19 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By Tiana - 09/01/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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I'm new to this, sorry

By Fifi - 01/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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The Blob

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 05:00

Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML

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Saturday 16 July 2011 23:17

Omg, my FML GOT POSTED! I'd like to thank all the moderators and all the wonderful people in the world!

CommonSenseKarma 17

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:41

I've posted 0 because my life is flawless. FML.

Comments

M00N25 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:23

eggs are great for your hair! think on the bright side!

Rccola69 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:49

BENIHANA! lol

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:51

o.o that almost never happens. maybe the egg deities have it out for you

amochizuki 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:58

WTF!!!! I tried catching an egg for HOURS and you get it on the first try!? Lucky bitch.

dimimm 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:16

hahhah too bad :/

shamille 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:34

Probably would've been a better eggsperience if the chef weren't such a crackhead.

bkouch 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:50

it's called benihanas could please use a name next time

benniful 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 13:47

accidents happen, my friend

atomicbaboon 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 14:37

at least your hair caught it! just think, if your hair hadn't impeded the pathway of the egg towards the floor, the egg would've cracked or someone would step on it.