Geek: Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked...

By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By what. - 04/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Glassless - 26/05/2017 20:00

Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML

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Thursday 12 February 2009 9:46

............ is this a joke

Seegtease 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:42

This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?

Comments

may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:27

You're kind of dumb for not realizing this. But how is this an FML? Sounds more like a brain fart to me. Also what #36 said. :D

friedman_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:07

come on, thats just plain stupid. definitely not an fml in the least

wasting_my_life 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:47

wow you are officially the stupidest person ever. like really. your just dumb

collardgreens 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:02

There are 2-d objects - think of a piece of paper being held flat in front of you. if you see that in 3-d, you need psychiatric help

freedomman 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 13:15

well...no. a piece of paper is still 3D. it still has length width and depth. just because the depth is too little to notice doesn't mean it's not there. a better example would be a drawing on a piece of paper.

Laurenxo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 14:37

Wow, you're just an idiot.

pewp 5

Tuesday 10 March 2009 15:50

for your sake, i hope you made this up. @51: that is almost true. there are no 2-d objects in the real world. In your example, you just see 2 of the 3 dimensions of a 3-d object.

tincan 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:47

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

thundercats29 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:19

Brain capacity of one ounce...

OctavariumVI 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 17:01

Mass and energy are equivalent. Therefore, a brain capacity of one ounce could also be said to be about 89.9 trillion joules of brain capacity energy. Which is approximately 681,600,000 times the amount of energy released per U.S. gallon of premium gasoline. Please, 'lrn2physix' before you even TRY to act smart.

holly_fly 34

Sunday 6 December 2015 23:11

Excuse me... What does gender have to do with intellect? I graduated high school 4.0 gpa, all AP classes, have a 4.0 in college, and help tutor my boyfriend. I'm not try to brag, I'm making a point. And everyone has moments where they blurt something out with out thinking about it.