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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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Sorry kiddo

By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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You deserved it 11 353

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 021

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 81 434

By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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You deserved it 7 441

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 25 655

It wasn't me

By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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You deserved it 3 046

By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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You deserved it 31 381

By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:17

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to HIT on girls, not KICK on them. Sheesh.

NGM_47 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:25

she was the one pushing him :)

Comments

NGM_47 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:23

Ummm.....so she was standing up and you were on the swing? WHY?????

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:26

He did that so he could unzip his pants while swinging, whip his dick and balls out, jump off the swing, and cockslap her in midair.

NGM_47 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:31

LOL, that was random...

604 11

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:33

How old are you, 12??

DoomJeff91 2

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:56

How relevant is that? 14?

guitarman78965 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:13

FAIL!!!!!!!!!! LOL

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:17

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to HIT on girls, not KICK on them. Sheesh.

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:34

LOL

Vitamin_C 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:28

As opposed to a gentle kick in the face?

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:55

I read this as genital kick to the face...

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:00

I was hovering... Saw this comment... And thought the same thing... TWIN GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:12

Lawl, dirty minds.

FarSide 22

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:02

If the sweet girl was from New Jersey.... I fail to see a problem.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:19

WHAT A WAY TO GET NOTICED! Either she'll think you're an idiotic jerk orrr she'll think you're a cute klutz

perdix 29

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:23

Turns out she's a big Chuck Norris fan and asked him to marry her on the spot.

604 11

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:47

My question about age (12) was directed at the OP...swinging in a friend's yard? Come on...are there any age restrictions for posting? Seriously. This FML sounds like it happened during a playdate at an after school daycare.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:18

Since when was there an age limit on swings? I'm 19 in two weeks and I LOVE swings. What if the friend had younger siblings, the equipment was old, or they're talking about a tree-swing rather than something from a swingset? Besides, there are swing scenes in a couple romance movies. Pushing your lover? Not quite so childish.