Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 09:12 - Canada

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

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By JoanT - 20/10/2020 11:08

Today, while petting one of the goats we have, the other one was jealous so it ripped out a chunk of my hair. FML

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By Anon - 13/11/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, my friend thought it'd be a great idea to drag me a new fitness trend - goat yoga. Mid-session, the goat had a nibble on my hair, and I ended up having to do a downward dog while trying to dodge a very friendly but mischievous farm animal. FML

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By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 14:00

Today, I took my kids to the petting zoo and my toddler decided to feed the goats her entire bag of popcorn. The goats swarmed her and stole her shoes. FML

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By aaa - 01/03/2011 15:00

Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML

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By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

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By Poopyhead - 08/11/2009 19:14 - Ireland

Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 17:37 - United States - Allen

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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Monday 9 November 2009 16:18

WWE here you come.

n0lovesongs 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:25

What the hell is up with all these petting zoo fml's lately? It's like there was some kind of fml gathering or something....

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whatwhatdidusay 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 14:37

I worked as a manager for a petting zoo for 5 years. Goats don't eat sweaters or hair. If it's a baby it may nibble (looking for a teat maybe) but nothing requiring "wrestling". Goats are actually picky eaters. They won't eat hay that's been laying on the ground & I'm sure none of them would want your hair. YDI for lying.

WickedClownMCL 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 4:28

Ok just because your goats didnt do certain things, diesnt mean ALL goats act that way. YDI for thinking you a goat expert.

primogen18 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 18:40

LMAO, that's horrible, but gave me a nice laugh.

starvingxartist 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 5:12

goats make me want to cry D:

justmeagirl 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 8:06

I'm sorry, that's more hilarious than awful. I would have been laughing at myself with everyone taking pictures, lol.

higurashil0v3 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:28

i can relate, when i was a little kid, i petted a goat at a pet/farm store and when i said "Bye" and turned around 2 walk away, it bit the end of my hair.

camadnarim 0

Friday 13 November 2009 0:28

I was the one attacked by the goat in this story. The sweater was tied around my waste, that's how the damn thing started eating my sleeve. The drool in my hair was the grossest part, especially because I had just got it done at a fancy european salon earlier that day. Awesome vaction lol

unbreakablehoes 0

Friday 13 November 2009 4:57

Links to Pics?

lucky1192 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 16:49

I don't see the problem with that. I have goats and they will eat ANYTHING. they always are trying to eat my hair and cloths. One even ate my number off at one of the show I competed in. soooo yeah what happen to you is pretty normal and not much of a big deal.