Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran...

By badhair - 13/09/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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Hatchet job

By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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You deserved it 367

By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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You deserved it 17 171

By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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You deserved it 503

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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You deserved it 457

By mmromig - 08/02/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

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By Badhairday - 11/06/2015 23:14 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

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Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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You deserved it 282

Anger management

By stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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You deserved it 200

Social cues

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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You deserved it 298

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:16

YDI for having shitty hair

oldskoolman85 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:18

Who cares?

Comments

shelboo_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:36

Hairdressers ... quite a bit of them *do* carry a bitchy attitude. Nonetheless, nice hair is decent to have.

bodiara 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:38

they want your mula !

kuro_yoru 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:42

omg! you have bad hair. thats not an fml.

natsumosam92 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:43

There are people who don't even have hair, but **** your life for someone thinking your hair needs fixing. HHHHwwhere do you get off??

Bunny1313 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:56

sooooo did u get ur hair done? lol

O_HALEZ_NAW 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:03

Well, maybe your hair is really ugly. I hope you fixed it.

twiggly 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:13

Get a regular hair stylist. 20 years and running with mine. I get a 50% discount from regular price....but she usually ends up with a 50% regular price tip and then some.

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:48

Who in the hell moderated this? Helen Keller's students??

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:50

It's Helen Keller, thank you. If you're going to insult, no matter how justified you feel you are, spell the name right.

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:53

check again, o righteous one.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 11:05

I saw you change it. Don't play that with me.

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 11:09

yes i did change it but i didn't see your comment. i realized that i always misspell "Helen"

xCrackerx 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:55

According to Helen, her name was Urgh. But if it makes you feel better, go ahead and call her Helen.

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 11:00

haha no that was what she called her teacher (Anne Sullivan) anyway i feel bad because i don't think Helen Keller taught deaf/blind people... but seriously, the people who moderated this were either drunk or blind.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 11:09

You can always moderate yourself, boo.

Casualt1234 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 11:12

yeah i suppose i could

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:58

Not an FML. Your hair sucks and she wants to fix it, so let her. Don't bawl about it, blow your nose, and post it on FML. Really, who clicked "yes" when this came up when moderating?