By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

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lifesabrees932 1

Just imagining that makes me cringe, FYL OP, I can literally feel some of your pain

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Tophatz98 5

I feel bad for you. Getting hit in the balls hurts!

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kimmi41509 10

Atleast if you get back together, you'll laugh about it later.

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EMTchic 14

I'd laugh whether they got back together or not, LMFAO

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martin_martian7 11

Love hurts in many ways!

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MissAmz 7

If she resented you that much,(and I'm not saying that OP is a bad person) i don't understand why she would agree to go out with you or invite you out if that was the case. : /

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ImaginaryFoe 0

What makes you think she resents him? People watch and laugh at groin shot clips all the time. It was probably her natural reaction. Think for a minute: he's obviously not alright so no sense in asking, he's not going to want her to touch it or him as he's particularly sensitive, he can't really say much of anything. He just needs time so she gave it to him while distracting the goat from further attacking.

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Lillzkog 1

#19, #YOLO Edit: You obviously lack orginality for those who didn't understad.

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DarkHelmet 10

The goat was working for your girlfriend. That was all part of her devious plan

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