By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

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tctheamazing 7

Did you really have to hash tag it? Makes it even more annoying -__-

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thatKidzmOm 10

33-your comment was as original as it gets

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jordantiner 0

How is this an fml? That's funny! I would have expected her to laugh because that's what makes a good relationship!

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bman0219 4

I used to work in a zoo trust me getting kicked in the balls by a kangaroo hurts a lot worse than a little petting zoo goat but still I feel your pain bro

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skyeyez9 24

I always thought male goats were scary looking. Like the animal version of Satan with those weird eyes, goatee and curled horns

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Jasonf6 0

Did you kick her in her snatch and ask her how it felt?

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hateevryone 14

She probably just thought it was funny.

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Brilliant66star 17

Maybe you need to calm down, since even the goats can tell you're rutting and, as usual, they're taking on all opponents.

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towboater198425 6

The definition of stupid is doing the exact same thing twice in a row and hoping for different results! Good luck buddy!

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Dashaun94 2

Insane* sorry but I have a problem with correcting people...

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