By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 741
You deserved it 6 445

Same thing different taste

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Epsilonyx 15

It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

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Did you expect her to pet your balls?

UltimateGIRness 16

The goat sounds like my goat,he only rams guys and he only rams them in one place

Walk away. Death before duckface. Waaaaay too many women out there to deal with a complete bitch.

one thing ive learned OP is that unless you know your ex still likes you don't try to get back together with them. What happened to you usually is the end result....getting hit in the balls FYL OP.

1337Anonymous911 3

She's re-kindling your balls.

linkinpark98 23

At least she had a good time? It could have been one of those awkward times where no one says anything and tries not to make eye contact.

Sounds like you don't have much of a chance at winning her over. I would put her behind you and move on to someone else who may be much better for you.