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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML

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Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:21

So you play a woodwind?

zachherbert 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:22

"That's one weird sounding tuba..."

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thisismeFMLing 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 17:43

so...?

ruke515 4

Tuesday 10 July 2012 17:53

Should'nt you be proud? Lol

AffenKid 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:26

Christopher Nolan trademark cinematic Trombone crescendo...you're doing it wrong...or right I wonder?

s0ulslack 20

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:54

Did you take a bow atleast and play it off?

Taylo12237 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:14

Oops my CD just skipped and everyone just heard you let one rip..

zombiibabii 4

Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:47

That's worthy of one of those slow claps that steadily leads to everyone erupting into thunderous applause. Brava!

thecovert 7

Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:49

That was you?!!

Dixbfloppin 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:05

Maybe I should continue the chain of "maybe" comments.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:12

This rivals the fml where a girl tried to disguise her fart by dropping her textbook on the floor and farting as it hit. Her timing was off too.

Cats_And_Kitties 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:40

Great song reference

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