Pregnancy and Kids: Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him,...

By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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The next generation

By Rosemary’s Vlogger - 07/01/2022 20:01

Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML

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People don't always get sarcasm

By Martin - 15/03/2021 17:00

Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML

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Do not pass Go

By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 08:00

Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

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By Baby eater - 20/05/2014 00:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

By Mom - 17/07/2023 15:00

Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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cardboardtastes 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:22

How do you speak to your kids?!

Shock98 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:24

apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.

Comments

highsheep 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:53

Today, I was a *****. FML

QWERTYCommander 5

Friday 9 April 2010 3:18

"Today, my mom posted an FML about how I said "**** this shit!" About 2 thirds of the commenters debated about children swearing. I'm 9. I said it because my mom was pregnant. Again. FML"

lykeshyt 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 7:27

I think I am in love with your son

XxFA1LxX 4

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:37

korn-yall wanna single. taaughht him everyyhing

danielleeycakes 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 22:44

Haha that little kid wins at life.!!

glitterbabe224 0

Friday 21 May 2010 4:14

I hope my future son is like that(: ahh wonderful(: **** THAT SHITT!

QWERTYCommander 5

Monday 7 June 2010 22:04

dammit why does everyone care about what he said!? His mother had another baby! And this probably isn't the first time so he knows what babies mean. Poorly divided attention, crying, the smell of shitty diapers, everything. That should be an acceptable time to swear.