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By babysitter - 17/04/2009 04:14 - United States

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Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone when I arrived. I went and started playing with the kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to find them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML
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mobius8 0

Wow, you were prepared to defend their kids with a knife? That's awesome. I'd hire you.

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coolbeanz90 0

take a picture and ask for a raise

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

You should've charged extra. Or brought the little kids with you and said, "Look at your mommy and daddy!"

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RoyalFierce 0

Hasn't anyone heard 'Bad Babysitter' by Princess Superstar...? IF it happend like that this would be a EPIC FML. and you got caught of course..... =)

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sucksferyou 1

you got paid so shut up. this is not an fml.

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clackelback 0

You are a poet but you didn't know it

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rocker8877 0

Think about the kids! What if they saw it!

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notsocrafty 0

they say the risk of getting caught makes it even more fun until you get stabbed by the babysitter. did they tip more ?

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Gross! I totally would've done the same thing, except with maybe a hammer or something :/ I'm not good with knives, too clumsy

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FMLreactor 0

I love that line! "I got paid so adults could get laid" u should be a poet.

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