Intimacy: Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone...

By babysitter - 17/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone when I arrived. I went and started playing with the kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to find them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Parent - 08/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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mobius8 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:46

Wow, you were prepared to defend their kids with a knife? That's awesome. I'd hire you.

hidude12 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:04

awkward turtle...

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nightngale 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:16

Wow considerate people. If they want to have some alone time, they could have let you know...

lundo 3

Friday 17 April 2009 23:30

thats awsome

lol_everyday 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:35

dang.... you better still have gotten paid!

woahman 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:50

Just put the kids down for a nap or something, that way babysitters won't be emotionally scarred.....

happyinrl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:53

so what?

theoneforgotten 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:18

How did the parents get back into the house? It doesn't make sense...

audiogasmic 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:38

i'm completely confused and as such am calling bullshit. firstly, how did the parents get back in the house without you or the kids noticing? second, why the **** were you holding a knife when supposedly playing with the kids? thirdly, why would you open the door to the parent's bedroom? that's not an area a babysitter is supposed to go into, generally speaking. fourthly, if you were only six feet away you were probably in the room with them. learn how to tell distance. this. is. bullshit.

fortney 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:12

ummmm...you said the parents would be gone when you got there....what kind of parent just leaves their kid until the babysitter gets there? you are an idiot.