Intimacy: Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath... - FML

By lonelyguy321 - 27/07/2010 14:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

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By thermos - 03/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Ned - 29/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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Get me out of here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Spicy

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By killmyself - 23/01/2009 19:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

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The wrong kind of banging

By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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Top comments

SyraSid5 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:08

why were they there?

NeonRisk 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:08

*face palm*

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:09

It looks like Dr. Evil has stolen your mojo...or you just didn't have any to begin with.

AYsalchicha 3

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:58

Total weenie.

joykill123 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:10

you shoulda went down and in a babyish voice said, "I'm scared, can I sleep wit you all"

johnnyg1018 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:10

smh

a_y_a_z_z_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:11

leave ur comp and get down there!

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:29

Or.... ask if any of them would prefer to be "ON TOP" OP next time start a pillow fight or offer to brush their hair.(;

stephx11 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:12

you could've asked to join in ((;

randomlettrrs 8

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:51

id join you

Janglur476 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:17

I'd join her too lol nice pic

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:03

3 some ;)

iamchuck 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:06

Wouldn't it be a foursome?

llAllStarll 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:18

5some now

deafeningsilence 8

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:30

Her face doesn't match the rest of her body...

slatter 1

Wednesday 28 July 2010 9:07

yeah nice eyebrows 26...

unlocker 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:11

6 some

jondivey 9

Monday 14 March 2011 7:48

haha yeah i agree with original two comments can i join you

1SxcBuNnii 10

Thursday 23 May 2013 20:01

I'd join you too ;p haha only kiding.

goftr 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:22

atleast you can Jack off to it

bridawg 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:28

bunk beds are for children

arieelxx 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:32

fyl op. buut it could have been worse, they could be totally naked .

LON3DUMP3 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 6:15

how is that worse

Fatalally 4

Saturday 31 July 2010 11:04

it would of been worse because he would of had that stuck in his head at the same time knowing that he doesn't have the balls to attempt anything.

bivi_cs 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:34

FYL for not going down there!

fistnazal 10

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:35

maybe the op is a young boy that made a wish at a fairground machine to be big. He then wakes up the following morning to find that his wish has been granted and his body has grown older over night. But he is still the same 12 year old kid on the inside. Now he must learn how to cope with the unfamiliar world of grown ups including getting a job, and having his first romantic encounter with a woman, let alone THREE women. What will he find out about this strange world?!

alsnyder12 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:18

waz that a movie?

fistnazal 10

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:01

are you being sarcastic? oor are you actually asking?? lol

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