She fell asleep. Very likely it was already in her home and went into her cup.

hahaha. Finally someone has the guts to confront them.

hehe

63 is a retard

Well, OP, you're just rude, aren't you?

Way to be a total asshole. The 300 character thing is total BS. "Today, I brought home Burger King. After drinking some of the drink, I put it on my window sill for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and thought I felt an ice cube fall into my mouth, so I bit down on it. It wasn’t an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML" Oh gee, that's 290 characters and people can actually understand what you just said. Dumbass.

Here you go. Less than 300 characters and it actually answers the issues that about half the people here had with your post: "Today, I brought food home from Burger King. I sipped the drink, put it on my window sill to save for later and fell asleep. When I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip, felt something go in my mouth and, thinking it was an ice cube, bit into it. It was not an ice cube; it was a cockroach. FML" EDIT: Never mind. #86 already beat me to it. It's amazing what a little proofreading can accomplish.

No, the OP's right. Too many people can't figure out the difference between "the window sill" and "my window sill"

@88: at least you were 10x more polite. People like this OP makes my patience run thin. @90: "I went to Burger King." That phrase fools a reader into thinking that the incident is happening AT Burger King. And the "my window sill" is confusing because the reader is so busy thinking this is all still happening AT Burger King. Better writing could've prevented this problem.

I think it's dumb how people are obssessing over whether the OP fell asleep at home or at Burger King. Does it really matter? That's not actually important to the story! She could have fallen asleep in a toilet for all I care, the point is that she had a cockroach in her mouth! But yeah, I really don't like these disgusting FMLs. Just... ewwww

Haha WOW why is everyone being so anal about how the FML was worded? I'm sorry this happened to you! My stepmom did the same thing a few years ago, it was like halfway in her mouth when she realized it wasn't an ice cube and spit it out. That sucks.

its weird how you say you are the OP but dont have the same username as the OP

you guys have no life at all if youre gonna get into an argument on fml.com about specifying where a girl took her burger king.

OPs not being an ass hole. She's defending herself.

she was at HOME. She told us that a little bit back so NO she cannot sue for having roaches in the building, although if shes retarded she can sue for roaches in HER building.

wow you guys really dont listen do you? she was in HER EFFING HOUSE!