By LoLLightning - 27/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
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LoLLightning 0

OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.

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lastminuteperm 0

This is undetailed. Either you fell asleep at Burger King or at the drive-thru in your car. You have to be more vivid in detail.

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cbella 0

When you enter an FML there's a limit to the # of characters you can type. So she couldn't be more detailed because it made her stop typing... see? she just hoped that the world wasn't full of idiots so they could get the gist of the story: she bit a cockroach... the end.

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kaykay5833 0

she could've possibly gone to burger king and then back home... think about it.

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thelarkscaw 0

ummm I feel like the human tongue is sensitive enough to differentiate between creepy crawly legs, and cold smooth ice... tard.

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q_tipperz 0

eww , don't you know the shape and feeling of an icecube compared to a cockroach? BLEHH D:

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abcdefghiloveyou 0

She did specify that she put it on HER windowsill, which makes me assume she did take it home. She would have said "the windowsill" if she had stayed at the restaurant.

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1234five 0

if u drank through the straw how would the cockroach fit through it? or if u didn't use the straw wouldn't you see the giant thing in ur cup?

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Irefusetosay 0

thats so gross but wouldnt u feel it moving or wouldnt it of tasted u no lik something with flavor and wouldnt it be obvius it wasnt ice by saying it wasnt cold

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Shlizabeth 0

Oh, that's just nasty. No matter how dry your mouth is, you should get up and get a new drink. I would never drink anything that's been sitting around during my nap, unless it has a twist lid that's been closed the entire time.

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