By Brad - 03/01/2013 06:47 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
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DerrickJames 33

She was testing you. ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION, OP.

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marxistbkly 3

In order to perfect the art of not listening to one's girlfriend, a gentleman must feign interest while never nodding or using phrases like, "that sounds great," or "of course dear." Further, there are keywords which should immediately focus one's attention. The principal words in this list are "wedding," and "married."

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seandoc 13

2 months is a bit too quick to be considering marriage.... good luck OP.

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perdix 29

How can she have "always" dreamt that? Brad was married to Jennifer Aniston until 2005, so that dream could not have preceded that . . . unless she's psychic. She seems psycho, so maybe all of the psych* adjectives apply to her.

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micahdunk 13

Maybe you should cancel the wedding...and take her to see a shrink.

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pradip 26

Just say you'll marry her when Angelina stops adopting kids.

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procrastinator91 4

If you're not ready for marriage, you should definitely let her know sooner rather than later

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Gee it's kinda pathetic that she dreams of being married the same day as famous people who don't even know she exists... I'll never get this obsession with the stars. Hope for you though she was just taking the piss because she noticed that you were not paying attention.

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