By Brad - 03/01/2013 06:47 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
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DerrickJames 33

She was testing you. ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION, OP.

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marxistbkly 3

In order to perfect the art of not listening to one's girlfriend, a gentleman must feign interest while never nodding or using phrases like, "that sounds great," or "of course dear." Further, there are keywords which should immediately focus one's attention. The principal words in this list are "wedding," and "married."

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Ozxkar 6

Use protection (condoms) in case she want to have a bunch of kids just like the brangelina couple.

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rikeebaz 2

Brad and Angelina aren't married so that is just code for "let's never get married". You can relax, congrats!

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cougar41 8

Two dollar ring from the candy shop ??? Lol

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wagne057 6

I think it's time you start listening rather than just hearing what she says. It would solve a lot of problems.

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15young15 11

Run. Run away and never look back.

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littlelegs93 5

2 months and already thinking of marriage.. ouch.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

She may be hearing wedding bells, but I'm hearing alarm bells.

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