By Brad - 03/01/2013 06:47 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
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DerrickJames 33

She was testing you. ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION, OP.

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marxistbkly 3

In order to perfect the art of not listening to one's girlfriend, a gentleman must feign interest while never nodding or using phrases like, "that sounds great," or "of course dear." Further, there are keywords which should immediately focus one's attention. The principal words in this list are "wedding," and "married."

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perdix 29

Go for it! The sooner you get into the marriage, the sooner you can get out. If you're quick, you can get out without any alimony, and if you can think to wrap your willy, you won't have child support to pay. Good luck!

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Enslaved 36

Are Brad and Angelina planning to get married? I thought they told Ellen that they would not get married until the day the United States legalizes all gay marriages! So much for standing up for a cause. :P

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perdix 29

#25, once they heard that President Obama supported same-sex marriage, they figured that was good enough. Half a loaf is still pretty good.

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klutz44 28

And their kids are begging them to get married.

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crazytwinsmom 25

She could probably tell he wasn't paying attention and is just messing with him.

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jvercetti 5

Not as bad as her suggesting adopting as many kids as them

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hateevryone 14

Better start planning

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ksks1234 33

Op, are you calling yourself Brad because your girlfriend wants to get married on his wedding day, or is your name really Brad? If so, you should be able to tell her level of craziness if she starts calling herself Angelina.

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