By Lebac - 14/04/2015 08:33 - United States - Burlington

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Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML
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invadermaythe1st 35

#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.

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thrifting 18

So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?

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Shadow_King_X 5

don't chicken out on him now his hands are too full! ;)

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bdsmslave 18

Moments like these make life worth living. Everyone needs to be scarred in some way. It's an unwritten rule of the universe. Oh, who am I kidding? Good luck, OP. Hope your view wasn't too clear and that the two of you can look each other in the eye again.

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captainsmegma 12

I guess you won't need to feed those chickens.

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lulinator 40

He was cooking up some special sauce to serve with his chicken dinner later.

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socialproduct 19

************ rule #1 - Close the blinds

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jkp1291 25

Please tell me you left before he noticed you.

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buckdharma 36

Did he ask you to hold his **** and pullet?

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Sneado 20

So this whole experience rubbed you the wrong way then?

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WittyMoron 22

Hahaha I moderated this. I am really hard to please with FMLs but this made me laugh. Glad this got posted. Thanks for letting us laugh at your misery OP

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