Miscellaneous: Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen,...

By angry - 28/06/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

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Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML

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By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

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By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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By pissedandpoor - 15/04/2016 17:50 - United States - Meadville

Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 22:01

Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML

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By starstruck - 20/11/2009 09:36 - France

Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By JackSteely - 22/12/2011 12:04

Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML

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Pr0grammer 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:17

Wow. You probably shouldn't be carrying around your SS card though..

soccerkrzy 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:15

Or your birth certificate...duh.

Comments

ILoveFlowers 15

Tuesday 10 September 2013 2:37

You deserved it in my opinion. You should never carry your Social Security card in your wallet, as people can obviously steal your identity with it. Put it in a fire safe or something.

duma191 21

Saturday 19 October 2013 23:58

never carry your social around. memorize that shit. or hide it as a contact in your phone.

Libbiey 6

Saturday 19 July 2014 21:15

Your wallet isn't really the smartest place to be putting your social security card..

KaterinaPatrova 10

Friday 9 January 2015 7:31

i know the struggle!

Pooks7 12

Tuesday 7 April 2015 2:24

you can use a passport if you have one

TallMist 32

Thursday 30 April 2015 18:49

You need an ID to get your Social Security. To get your Social Security, you need your ID. Inception. But wait, the badge that I got from reading this was the Inception badge (Inception "You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.") Extra inception. My mind has been blown.

pl0xs3rver 45

Thursday 23 July 2015 17:29

Thanks, I've been wondering how to get that one

HollywoodHitter 21

Thursday 13 August 2015 23:47

I was in the exact same cycle forEVER. It'll get fixed, don't worry

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 15 September 2015 0:48

Just like you need a birth certificate to get a license and a license to get a copy of your birth certificate

GAeroNKissR 26

Wednesday 23 September 2015 1:20

been there, done that. To try & help it from not happening again, never carry your SSC on you...way to easy for someone to do some real damage under your identity.