Work: Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done.... - FML

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

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By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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Snazaza 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:28

what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:48

haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"

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cmac86 23

Friday 26 June 2009 8:39

one word: FAIL

REDCRAYON 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:39

Haha that's classic

kbtoys 2

Friday 26 June 2009 8:42

I don't usually swing my hand down that far when I miss a high five... and I miss a LOT of high fives - mostly because when I'm drunk high fives are the greatest thing ever. That must have been a hell of a miss! That's a pretty epic fail.

eye_see_you 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW...dat sounds like only something that would happen in a comedy :D:D:D:D

der_Jabberwhock 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:30

Yeah man, fyl if you actually felt the need for a high five LOL

girlwiththebow 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:11

yes on 8 is all I have to say haha

yuibo 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:01

haha! gosh, this is damn hilarious. that's why i love browsing fmls. i feel like such a sadist now.

intensify 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:09

That doesn't even make sense. You don't high-five in a circular motion, you high five up in the air - if you miss you just punch the air

technobutterfly 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:01

Maybe she's a midget.

morgan_5230 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:33

I can't stop laughing at these comments, hahah!

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