Health: Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because...

By LimpMcgee - 07/02/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 22:00

Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML

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By shorty - 21/04/2014 04:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I have dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

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Mind your own business

By Not what it looks like - 07/10/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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By Elrond Hubbard - 24/01/2015 19:25 - United States

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

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Stuck

By Tabeling101 - 12/12/2016 01:51

Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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Leg day

By Anonymous - 22/12/2022 07:00 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I walked into the gym to do legs and walked up to the leg press machine where a trainer was taking weights off. I asked him if he was about to use the machine and he gave me an odd look and said no, then walked back to his client who was in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 07:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

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By myownperson - 25/10/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

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boysinabooth 4

Monday 7 February 2011 8:46

That's happened to me before. Right after I got out of the hospital from surgery I had to wait after some fat ass who needed a motorized cart. People like that seriously don't give a shit. They looked at me and saw that I was probably more able to walk because I didn't have 300lbs hanging over my body.

MrNiceGuy518 3

Monday 7 February 2011 8:54

Why do fat people need motorized carts? Can't they just like, roll?

Comments

mrwelsh3 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:46

you should have said get up fatass you could use the walking.

johncoffee187 2

Monday 11 April 2011 17:37

morbidly obese people make me sick. I feel your pain

toongirl 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 15:33

Not everyone who is fat or obese is that way because all they do is eat junk. A friend of mine started putting on weight for no apparent reason and she didn't eat lots of junk, she'd recently massively reduced her alcohol intake and she went on a crash diet/ eat nothing but dried fruit and slimming shakes/exercise loads and nothing seemed to be working. She then went to the doctors and discovered that she has an underactive thyroid which is responsible for the weight gain and inability to lose it.

helen29 4

Friday 20 May 2011 6:25

everyone is faaat in the us sad but true .... poor u u lost a cart to another fatass who cant stop stuffing their face!!!

helen29 4

Friday 20 May 2011 6:25

everyone is faaat in the us sad but true .... poor u u lost a cart to another fatass who cant stop stuffing their face!!!

mtw85 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:24

you must be in chula Vista

zebraface123 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:00

fat bastards

buts3xman145 2

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:40

I cant fit my hand in the primrose tube . fml

omgdoublefml 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 3:41

The majority of fat people deserve no sympathy because it's their own damn fault. When they inconvenience the rest of the population, it makes me sick.