Miscellaneous: Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time....

By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By brows - 03/03/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:05

2 out of three people in this story are not in denial about your 'stache. You're wasting your money doing the eyebrows while cheaping out on the lip job. Once a guy's gaze locks onto your whiskers, he's moving on to the next girl and not even bothering to look anywhere above your nose.

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:02

Should've just gotten a lipwax too :P

Comments

blue_eyed 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:55

And no offense but its kinda weird to be walking around witha stache if ur a chick. None of me and my friends have it at all and its either cuz we dont grow hair on our upper or we just take care of it. I suggest u take care of it.

missbrunettgirl 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:56

Take the hint

FarSide 22

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:59

Sorry "LoserOfTheYear"... but you are from New York. Now if you had been from New Jersey....

Vaetrus 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:00

Now you know, deal with it.

LostSoul81 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:01

clearly you need a lip wax then....they're the professionals.....

spirited_away33 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:31

Ahh just take the lip wax. You'll feel better about yourself afterwards.

FlaminYawn 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:36

this is gross. I like my girls to embody the ideal female, and that would never involve having a mustache that needs to get waxed. I can always point out the girls who wax their upper lip, I can't believe guys date girls who have to wax. Find a female with less testosterone, they exist...

k43L1 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:51

then i damn well hope you wax your chest & pubes.

Shmoopie4 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:49

Flamin Yawn, you're an ass. A lot of women sometimes get a little extra facial hair, and it's not necessarily due to a testosterone overload. Sometimes it's just genetics. You can't believe guys date girls that have to wax? Well, I can't believe a guy like you even dates women at all.

blal 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:22

their genetics cause them to produce more testosterone. its cause and effect, simple as that.

JellyMelly 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:04

this has happened to me in a way, I break out on my upper lip if I wax. so I buff it with smooth away. but every few times or so when I go to get my brows done that always say "upper wip too". so annoying. just ignore them..

Shmoopie4 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:45

Sucks, but hey, if they're offering, might as well have it done while you're there. So women sometimes get extra facial hair. Oh well. The pros are there to help--let 'em do it so that the next person who mentions it isn't the guy trying to kiss you!