Kids: Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized...

By googoogaga - 13/03/2010 15:13 - United States

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brookhaven

Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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kitt_en 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...

lilalfredo 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:08

that little *****!!

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skamhelt 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:42

omg, you really are a retard, who the **** argues over a hairclip anyway? get a life

Arsenic_Cupcake 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:51

Holy shit! I would have punted that little girl. I would have battle for that hair clip too!

mjayna2 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:31

this is comprehensable. i mean u cant expect sum1 who owns hello kitty stuff to be able to defend themselves

davidle1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:35

if a little kid steals an small mostly in valuable it from me. iam letting the little kid have it. why? most people will take the kids side and in most cases you will come out looking like the ass

heyred 11

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:45

What did the girl's mother do while this was going on? Encouraging her daughter to steal some IHOP flatwear as well?!

buggybeauty 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 8:50

YDI. grow the **** up

Sdras 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:40

Wow, according to all the comments out here stealing is ok? *goes out to steal a car*

MakaPaka_fml 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:18

No! Not my idiot mobile! :(

Gazoooo 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:21

Next tine hold the little blueberry syrup over their head. Effective for both young and old.

The__Redneck 7

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:56

If you didn't belt that little thief, you deserve to lose the clip. Next time, jackslap the shit. Even if you don't get back what was stolen, you get the pleasure of physically harming a thief--and just maybe stopped the next theft, because the kid's parents are obviously too incompetent to do something about it.