By bobby - 12/06/2010 22:13 - United States

Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?

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kraykray_fml 0

duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...

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grebulon123 0

hope you sliced it clean off. what a stupid thing to do. ever heard of spoons?

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monsterDONG 6

keywords "....turns out the {KNIFE} can and will {CUT} your tongue..." who woulda guessed a knife cuts ?!

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88sforlife 0

Thanx For Pointing Out The Obviouz Op

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alyramesor 0

why didn't you just use a spoon

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xxBAMFxx 0

means you don't know how to lick a knife :p I do it all the time with the sharpest knives in my house and never have I cut my tongue. I'm a pro licka' haha xD

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FuckMyLife195 0

Really OP? Knives cut? YA DONT SAY! -.- YDI.

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PLAT1NUMsilk 0

ok op, read that last sentence over and over again until you realise how stupid that sounded :) ydi.

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