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Just don't get on his bad side and it'll be ok.
OP: thats, ah, unfortunate... but if you have a good relationship/are on good terms with him, then it shouldnt be as bad :) (assuming youre on probation for a minor offense?)
What does OP mean
Orangutan penis. It is an exclamation like oh sh**.
lies. OP means original poster. (eg the original poster of the fml.
Ok yoda....
Well I'm sure he loves you.
Now he can toss you in the pokey, instead of just kicking your ass if you screw over his daughter.
Get her pregnant and he will have to treat you right. Worth trying.
Look on the bright side of things. Instead of going to the police station to report, you can just pop over to your girlfriends' house. Two birds with the one stone, so to say. But, FYL still.
o_o... No secret there, but goodluck.
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Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.