By Denki - 30/01/2013 12:21 - China - Beijing

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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perdix 29

From what I learned at FML this week, he'll want to "break in" that "tushie" of yours. FML is like a college degree in How the World Really Works. I hope to graduate Summa Cum Loudly.

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Enslaved 36

I thought you would prefer to graduate from "The School of Hard Cocks" I meant--Knocks

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ManInTheMachine 19

I'm assuming you'll be majoring in boobieology. ;)

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Inked0803 12

Maybe for him the door swings both ways

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icepick23 12

Offer to join on the honeymoon?

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Perhaps he was still drunk from his bachelor party? lol.

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Chel2010 10

Is OP a "girly man"? Haha. My boyfriend jokes like that with his friends all the time. Don't sweat it OP ;)

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gshaw62 4

Well then stop doing Pilates and people wouldn't smack your ass

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sarkaar 30

Maybe Rose knows everything about his history and condition and she decided to stick with him.

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incendiaaa 23

poor Rose is going to have some issues soon.

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