Intimacy: Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both...

By Lootz - 03/05/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she started to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes and she jumps up and goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requested. FML

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Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

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Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By InsultToInjury - 28/12/2018 04:00

Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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trackrunner525 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:05

lmao, that sucks man...blue balls :-p

coloradodude12 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:06

Ouch. But she was drunk.

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palmtrees 1

Monday 4 May 2009 0:28

Just shut up, #13. There's no obligation for her to give her bf head just because he wants it. Was it inconsiderate/annoying of her to start and not finish it? Sure. But things happen, especially in the context of a sorority formal, where almost everyone is drunk and things are a little crazy. It obviously doesn't mean he should humiliate/injure her in public to demand that she finish pleasuring him.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:31

#44: If you knew how to read, it says that: BEFORE ANYONE MAKES ASSUMPTIONS. So before anyone assumed they drove there.

Big_Kane 3

Monday 4 May 2009 0:34

Guess it was a 'short' wait.

inerdablanket 4

Monday 4 May 2009 0:44

#14; wtf?

happygirl_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:44

hhahaa #13 that is HORRIBLE but i'm laughing...

soggysandwich 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:47

How does this make her a ***** at all? I think its gross to be hooking up in a bathroom, keep it in your pants. i still vote FYL because she didnt finish what she started and left you here dick out. but w.e get over it she was drunk. i bet you still hooked up that night.

hinder2244 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:51

oh gosh sorry haha http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=3647ntgmai3kaktyp4g79rgodlh6n

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 4 May 2009 0:53

I clicked both, simply because this is a situation skanks will get themselves into. Getting wasted at a party then retreating to a mere bathroom for head (ignoring what then followed) reeks of no class whatosever, from either of you. If you two were that horny you should have gotten a room.

sawabear15 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:54

Agree with #8. But she's not the only hoe.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:02

So? She obviously wasn't getting anything out of it. She's not a *****, but you're both pretty trashy. You even more so because you went home and whined about it online.