By Lootz - 03/05/2009 17:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she started to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes and she jumps up and goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requested. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 389
You deserved it 20 166

Same thing different taste

Comments

palmtrees 1

#45 - my mistake, I meant number 12 not 13. The one who said to kick her to her knees (I'm 44).

She was drunk enough to give you head in public. Why would she think it inappropraite to go do something which is fun even when sober?

Also, to the people who said that next time he's doing something for her he should stop half-way, or when she's nearly there: FYL if thirty seconds is half-way/nearly there for you.

garry24 0

wtf #15? nobody said anything about driving. i think YOU were drunk when you posted that

#44 stop taking things seriously, its obviously a joke.. #13 hilarious.. just hilarious! lmao :-)

ZiggyMorrison 0

number 15,18,27 stfu your all idiots and who ever said 13 is horrible im gonna go ahead and say WOW your all ******* stupid he's bloody joking and for all of those who are defending the chick you clearly dont understand the concept of blue balls there is so much pain that comes from getting aroused than not being able to cum its indescribable, Its a bitch move so dont ever do it ladies

ShortyBBangin 0

your girlfriend is a skankwhore and you're sleezy.

vitaminsandminer 0

i dont get how his girlfriend is a *****? it just sucks for him, not all sorority girls are *****. some yes, probably the majority, but not all of them.

jio_freed 0

this is why we need a "so what" button. she was drunk, you were too, deal with it