By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
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JSylvestre 6

I'd start raising hell right there and storm into that office.

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mspeacock 6

Id ask how long the "wife" has been coming in.. Don't let him know that you know, just go home and clean out ALL the accounts first.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

*head ****** desk*

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miZscrZee 0

OOOOOHH SHIIT! some Jerry Springer shit now! lmaooo! Poor you tho..):

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Demonessa 0

dont get even, get EVERYTHING.

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stewpididiot 11

Is this the first one OP has ever been to his work ?? I'm not saying he's not a slimeball, just judging...

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decidedlyvague 11

Wow. That's a shitty assistant. For an office cheating scenario she really dropped the ball on that one. Generally you think of them saying something like: "Sorry mrs. blank, he's in a meeting."

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xXxSentiencexXx 0

I'm pretty sure the assistant didn't know OP was his wife. Also, why is everyone assuming that OP's douchebag husband has two wives? It's more likely that he told the secretary that the other woman was his wife to avoid social awkwardness, IMO.

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decidedlyvague 11

It's blatant sarcasm. Obviously he's a douche, but in a scenario like that I.E. movies or books or anything, generally they have a back up system for things like that. He obviously didn't think too far a head, well... with one of his heads.

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