By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
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JSylvestre 6

I'd start raising hell right there and storm into that office.

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Liimitless 6

I'd start picking up random shit in the office and throwing it

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ohmandapants 16

Solution: Storm in and start throwing everything in reach at his head.

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theghost1309 11

And then she finds out he only told his assistant that to get some privacy so he could get his work done.

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every1luvsboners 11

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flockz 19

i lawled, then cried because i realized i dont know any "street slang".

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syki 22

There's a much easier one here, boners. Note how the OP's name is mcjewMAN. Using your deductive skills, note that the post is from Alberta, Canada. Looks like someone's life partner might be in the bi-closet.

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every1luvsboners 11

I thought this was my best comment ever. I've been researching this FML for 72 hours trying to please you all. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me. No really, **** all you idiot-*****. And quit trolling my shit, stupid *****. Good day.

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perdix 29

Calm down, boners. Sometimes, the comments I most enjoy writing get ignored or thumbed down, and some that I think are insipid get great response. You've just got to roll with that kind of arbitrariness if you're going to make it in this business. It is those among us who "try to hard" that occasionally knock the cover off the ball and create a classic comment. Keep swinging for the fences.

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every1luvsboners 11

So it's sorta like golf, the lowest score wins? I've been doing it wrong this whole time. SHIT!

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MegamiKaosu 28

Boner your second comment was my favorite comment

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gecko13 0

You should leave him and find better.

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rudegirlmania 10

Youre obviously a caring woman, to bring your husband lunch. And yet this still happened to you. Idk the whole backstory but FYL allllll over this

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halogurl55 1

You should walk out and not tell him you know. Then, keep ignoring him. He'll wonder why. He'll be all mad and stuff. Then he'll accuse you of cheating. Then he'll be a cheater and a hypocrite..

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ohmandapants 16

Right so she should stay with him and ignore him to make him think SHE'S cheating? Grow up

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BrianAlarcon 0

Mcjewman? That's her name? Haha

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abbynicole18 0

BUSTED.. ahaha !

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stewpididiot 11

AAWWKKWAAARRRDDDD !!!!

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