Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and...

By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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By depressedpreggo - 18/11/2012 11:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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No warning

By daddy-to-be - 20/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML

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Delusional

By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML

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By wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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Sarkany_fml 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:02

Your life doesn't suck. HER life sucks, on account of her being a total bitch.

MURIKKA 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:04

I don't think that cashier realizes just how close she was to being killed on the spot.

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actnjakson3000 0

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:37

Still no excuse to get fat. Had a teacher that had a healthy baby and only gained 20 lbs

angel55033 12

Saturday 27 October 2012 15:22

Eating healthy for the baby VS x2 candy cars? The sarcastic surprise has truth to it being pregnant isn't an excuse to eat junk food. At the same time the cashier had no right but how do you know that's what she said if she mumbled it or even if it was about you? Too many people pop out babies live off welfare and food support and buy junk food. Maybe that was the case and you're one of the thousands living off tax payers? Never get the whole story I'm sure there's more to this sorry.

Keoaratr 9

Saturday 27 October 2012 23:49

Maybe the cashier saw you were pregnant and knows pregnant women crave chocolate and that's why it was not a surprise.

dreadbeat69 12

Monday 29 October 2012 10:37

Pregnancy is an excuse to do anything you want! Eating badly? Pregnant! Drinking and driving? Pregnant! Murder? PREGNANT! Bun in the oven or not, you still bought not one, but two bars of pure sugar and junk and you're mad that it looks bad. Get over it.

Envy17 3

Saturday 9 March 2013 2:13

Let me guess, you're a guy. You have NO idea what it's like being pregnant! Don't judge the OP because of her cravings. Also, your arguments are logically and conceptually wrong. Shut the **** up, asshole. Get over it.

at0micmin3r 23

Saturday 3 November 2012 11:54

You may be pregnant, but that doesn't mean THE REST OF THE WORLD is supposed to suddenly become telepathic and know too. Get over yourself.

doglover100 28

Sunday 11 November 2012 0:36

You should've said that.

Icemelts 2

Wednesday 21 November 2012 0:13

I hear all these stories about snarky Walmart cashiers, and I have no idea how they get away with it! I work at a drugstore and if I ever acted like that to a customer I would get my ass fired so fast! It doesn't matter what you're buying, they don't have the right to make comments.