Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring...

By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Poquoson

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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The cat's out of the bag

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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theamazingone_12 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:43

you obviously have nice boobs

Rommel1942 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:42

Hahaha. Gotta love the stupid excuses people make these days

Comments

merser 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:49

Well do you stuff

ryggsekk 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:01

my shelf, a represntive of the male race i must insist: he's a playa:D to bad he have the brains of a young teenager:/

DracoHKXX2 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:11

That man is a genius

afunnyterdcody 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:25

What's Safeway? I ont think there's any here in texas

pennyjul 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:15

In TX, Safeway is known as Randalls. It might also be Tom Thumb.

EdwinG19 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:26

Thats how you know he takes his job VERY seriously :D

eman1972 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:12

You should've whipped them out and showed him their real!

macboy1234 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:20

You can sue them for that. It's called false accusation it's illegal and I'd go raise hell with the store manager.

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 4 June 2012 0:14

Are you really that retarded?

Crazynopantsman 11

Monday 4 June 2012 14:44

He didn't accuse her of anything...

MykeGregory 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:30

SAFEWAY!?! Where are? 1994?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:16

I've seen a safeway in San Fransisco, and that was in 2008. Your logic is flawed.

croso88 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:36

Ha!!! I'm using that at Kroger!!!

cloudalm 3

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:49

Are you sure he didn't work for the FBI(Female Boobie Inspector)??

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