Love: Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months....

By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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You deserved it 3 032

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 113

Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 14/08/2021 17:00 - Turkey - Eskisehir

Today, I'd been talking to this girl for 3 months, and she finally agreed on a date. We got drinks and food, then she said, "I'm just going to the bathroom", then never came back, and blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 015

You deserved it 146

Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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You deserved it 5 060

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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You deserved it 5 723

By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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You deserved it 3 187

By Mintspice - 08/05/2019 12:00

Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 210

By vargasm - 18/01/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

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You deserved it 3 668

Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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You deserved it 3 555

blueandred 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:18

My grandmother did this to someone once!

polico_wolf 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:46

"Today, I was with the boy i'd liked for months at the cinema, I went to the toilet for 5 minuites and when I came back, he was gone"

Comments

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:16

I'm never letting a girl use the bathroom on my dates.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:15

Aww that's mean. She could've at least made an excuse... FYL. (Unless you were being an ass/were all over her. Then YDI).

CHRIS1920 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:54

WHAT YDI STAND FOR

drcool41 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 15:30

you deserve it

Amber_Bear 0

Friday 19 November 2010 4:30

It means "you dumb idiot".

TheECP 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 5:30

#13, I actually like it when they do, because if they come back, they didn't use their chance to escape so they must not think you're half bad! :D

jannas 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:02

#11 is funny shiz! HAHA!

Embarassment 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:10

Too much popcorn.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:21

That's ****** up.

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:24

You should hunt down that bitch down and Roman Soldier her hardcore. What a ****!

KoreanGuy 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:40

what the hell is a roman soldier?

uprising_fml 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:41

your a ******* Neanderthal. eat shit and die. OP could have been acting like an asshole so don't say ignorant, idiotic comments.

mb23509 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:22

maybe next time you could be a little less boring???

pulpfiction_fml 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:23

In reply to #21, YDI stands for You Deserve It. Also, WHAT THE **** DOES ROMAN SOLDIER MEAN ************?

repyourcliche 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:44

roman soldier is when you put your penis over someones nose (usually when they're asleep). its meant to be like, supposed to immitate the helmets the romans used to wear. you know, when they went out to fight. also dont judge me for knowing this, i have 2 teenage brothers.