By Notorch - 23/05/2012 15:53 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 535
You deserved it 2 520

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Quick, get to the next town! It's a one in a 4 year chance to see it.

Soo... It was only there for a brief second?

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reddudeover 2

Bad puns? I'm in. Op you shouldn't have let some one torch and not retaliate!

perdix 29

The poor bastard had Olympic Fever! Too bad the strain he had was Wrestlemania.

reddudeover 2

I'm sure it was an accident, and it will be an accident when his brake line fails him and he runs head long into an 18 wheeler!

I'll take a one way ticket off of this planet

jayfreeman80 0
reddudeover 2

61 - I'm sorry Sir the only tickets we have left are to Uranus.

You should of kicked that guy in balls. You might never get the chance to see it again.

You should have paid more attention in English class.

An elderly French woman pimp slapped me for a similar reason at the Tour de France.

#68 did she shake some baby powder in her hand before she slapped you?

mollysticks 10

Trust me, it's not that interesting anyways.